Death, Taxes, and Superstars Ice Cream Bars!

For as long as I can recall people have always told me the only two things that are guaranteed in life is death and taxes. And while that may very well be true, since I was a small child I've noticed something else seems certain as well. That being that the there will always be a new line of Wrestling Superstars Ice Cream Bars!!

Why these things have always been soo popular I have no clue. But ever since 1987 the WWF (now WWE) have released Superstars Ice Cream Bars. These darn things aren't even that easy to find but they still remain. And are they even THAT tasty?? Well, it's nothing you haven't had before. I myself would prefer a normal ice cream sandwich, but ice cream sandwiches didn't come with drawings of wrestling stars on the front now did they? The original line came with such greats as Hulk Hogan, Roddy Piper, Junk Yard Dog, and Andre The Giant, just to name a few, on the front.

While in the 80's the ice cream bars went on with a who's who on the front of the bar, the stuff kept coming out long after wrestling had hit it's first down period in the early to mid 90's. While popularity was down, WWF Superstars ice cream bars were still being produced. And they were being produced with the newer stars like Bret "Hitman" Hart, Lex Luger, Doink The Clown, and Yokozuna on the front.

Needless to say, from the point wrestling had it's other BOOM period in the later part of the 90's, up until the WWF bought WCW and became WWE, more and more of these ice cream bars were produced with such stars as The Rock, "Stone Cold" Steven Austin, Chris Jericho, and The Undertaker on them. But soon after as wrestling seemed to once again sorta tank in popularity I noticed there was no more new WWE Superstars Ice Cream Bars.

That was of course until I found THIS!

They are BACK!! Now you bastards can enjoy NEW WWE Superstars Ice Cream bars with the likes of John Cena, Randy Orton, and CM Punk on the front of them! It's also at this point I've realized that as long as we have wrestling and we have ice cream, we'll also have WWE Superstars Ice Cream Bars. And I think we are all better off for it.